PIRATES GUIDE TO WHAT?

PIRATES GUIDE TO WHAT?

Thursday 6 February 2014

PIRATES PRIDE BWOY


SUNNY DAYZ CHARTERED ADVENTURES

come on a one in a life time chance to enjoy the wonders of the sea, the breath taking roar of neptune's wrath, capt sonsun mandelin is dedicated to thrill seeking adventures

and sharing in the delights,, let sonsun take you beyond your wildest dreams, beyond nightmares, and beyond hope.       
         we have discounts for elders, and women who get sick, state of the art life rafts,
and  fashionable life jackets, come and join the fun!  book now, as sonsun say's we may take water on, but we sure charge alot for it!
    

Wednesday 5 February 2014

POEMS OF THE WIND... BY BARNACLE BOOB

IF WE WERE STUCK ON A SECLUDED ISLAND..,

THE STARS WOULD DANCE IN THE NIGHT SKY,
MY COMPANION, FOR MY HUNGER HE WOULD DIE,
KELP AND OYSTERS AS STUFFING SO THICK,
FROM THE SKIN TO THE BONE, MY FINGERS I LICK
HE WAS A FRIEND HE WAS A HERO,
BUT I AM NUMBER ONE AND HE IS ZERO
 

Tuesday 4 February 2014

SUNKIN CITY RESORTS

COME ON A HOLIDAY TO SALTSPRING ISLAND GANGES MARINA,  WHERE WE HAVE  UNIQUE PATENTED WATER BEDS AND WINDOWS FACING THE BEAUTIFUL SEA BOTTOM ,
COMPLEMENTARY DIVING GEAR FOR THE 4 STAR RESTAURANT, AND GIFT SHOP , OR JUST LOUNGE AROUND ON OUR 15 DEGREE DECK 

elegant diesel scent for real sailors

la diesel fi men


OLD SPICE, IS FOR LADY LUBBERS
LA DIESEL FI MEN FOR REAL MEN
NOTHING LIKE THE 
FRESH SMELL OF GRAMPA'S 2 BANGER

WANTED

we are asking for the public's help in finding a sailor who lost his mind, please contact local pubs if any one has any information
his mind was last seen with a women and a 15 pack